Radnor Rundown's March Madness: Who Wins?
The remainder of the Radnor Rundown March Madness championship has been cancelled due to COVID-19 out of an abundance of caution. Thank you to everyone for your support, and stay safe.
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THIRD ROUND
Final 4
Originally Published: 3/19
After two rounds of heated battle, the dust has settled and the big dogs remain. No surprise here, but seeds 1-4 will duke it out to become Radnor Rundown March Madness Champion.
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling vs. 9. L**** M*****
Winner: J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling (100%)
Thank's for coming out, LM.
4. DiLella to Dixon vs. 5. Coach Tom Ryan
Winner: DiLella to Dixon (75%)
Brady vs. Belichick. Anakin vs. Obi Wan. The student has become the master. Coach Tom Ryan fell to the Frankenstein's monster he created, and it wasn't particularly close.
3. Matt "Money" $mith vs. 6. The Big Rocks on the Corner of Radnor-Chester & Raider Rd
Winner: Matt "Money" $mith (63%)
Our closest match up of the second round ended with the #1 source for Delaware County high school sports news narrowly edging out the iconic Raider Road Rocks. Matt could not be reached for a comment at this time.
2. Radnor RUCKUS vs. 10. Wayne Sporting Goods (RIP)
Winner: Radnor RUCKUS (88%)
A touching gesture by the RUCKUS in not running up the score on an inferior opponent. Wayne Sporting Goods was a true icon in the community. They will be missed. Cue the music. In the arms of the angels..... fly awayyyyyy from here...
Here are your STACKED final 4 matchups:
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling vs. 4. DiLella to Dixon
2. Radnor RUCKUS vs. 3. Matt "Money" $mith
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SECOND ROUND
Elite 8
Originally Published: 3/17
After a contentious first round, let's recap what went down in the Sweet 16 of Radnor Rundown's March Madness Bracket.
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling vs. 16. DEVOUR Foods
Winner: J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling (60%)
MAJOR sigh of relief here. J Dog informed me today that we would lose our sponsorship if the only junk removal & hauling company that is owned & operated by military veterans fell to DEVOUR Foods and their disgusting, illicit-substance-driven ad campaign. Win for Radnor Rundown, and a win for America.
8. Radnor Chatter vs. 9. L**** M*****
Winner: L**** M***** (55%)
What a shocker! I guess I shouldn't be surprised. As much as we hate LM, at least they are consistent. Radnor Chatter lives up to their nickname of "One and Done" Radnor Chatter.
4. DiLella to Dixon vs. 13. Ibo Pio
Winner: DiLella to Dixon (90%)
Easy win for Double D. The star of my Central League fantasy football team was no match for the most electric duo in the region.
5. Coach Tom Ryan vs. 12. John DeFilippo
Winner: Coach Tom Ryan (100%)
In a battle of respected Radnor football brains, it is Coach Tom Ryan who prevails UNANIMOUSLY over the Super Bowl winner.
3. Matt "Money" $mith vs. 14. Sal "The Iceman" Dowdle
Winner: Matt "Money" $mith (67%)
The gold standard of Delaware County High School sports reporting advances after a closer-than-expected match up with our former editor, Sal. "Iceman" put up a valiant effort, but once again, disappointed us all.
6. The Big Rocks on the Corner of Radnor-Chester & Raider Rd vs. 11. Radnor Township, OH
Winner: Big Rocks on Raider Road (80%)
This one was over before it started. You'd have to be crazier than my ex-wife to pick the alternate reality phonies over those big ass rocks.
7. Campus Corner vs. 10. Wayne Sporting Goods (RIP)
Winner: Wayne Sporting Goods (53%) after OT
In this match up, we had a slightly above average pizza shop take on a soon-to-be-closed local sporting goods store. The two beloved small businesses needed overtime to settle things, but Wayne Sporting Goods came out on top.
2. Radnor RUCKUS vs. 15. My ex-wife Cheryl
Winner: Radnor RUCKUS (58%) after OT
This one was a nail biter. After being tied at the end of regulation, the notorious Radnor RUCKUS was able to survive & advance over my equally notorious ex-wife Cheryl in a battle of the two loudest & most hostile things I could think of. In your face Cheryl!
Make your picks now for the Elite 8!
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling
9. L**** M*****
4. DiLella to Dixon
5. Coach Tom Ryan
3. Matt "Money" $mith
6. The Big Rocks on the Corner of Radnor-Chester & Raider Road
10. Wayne Sporting Goods
2. Radnor RUCKUS
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FIRST ROUND
Sweet 16
Originally Published: 3/16
Trying times indeed, folks. As you all know sport's have been put on hold as we focus our forces of isolation on defeating the Coronavirus. I pretty much only leave my house for Radnor sports to begin with, so you could say that I have been training for this moment for all of my life. I realize that not all of you are as comfortable as I am with vegetating on my couch, so I have rallied the troop's over here at Radnor Rundown to give you a Radnor March Madness Bracket to bring some entertainment to your lives.
It's very simple - for each matchup, just ask yourself one question: "Who wins?" The criteria is entirely up to you. Matchups will be decided with Twitter polls so make sure to follow myself (@edinetti215) and Chet Runway (@ChetRunway) to do your civic duty and cast your vote.
Sweet 16: Mon 3/16 - Tues 3/17
Elite 8: Tues 3/17 - Wed 3/18
Final 4: Wed 3/18 - Thurs 3/19
Championship: Thurs 3/19 - Fri 3/20
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling
16. DEVOUR Foods
8. Radnor Chatter
9. L**** M*****
4. DiLella to Dixon (Double D)
13. Ibo Pio
5. Coach Tom Ryan
12. John DeFilippo
3. Matt "Money" $mith
14. Sal "The Iceman" Dowdle
6. The Big Rocks on the Corner of Radnor-Chester & Raider Road
11. Radnor Township, Ohio
7. Campus Corner
10. Wayne Sporting Goods (RIP)
2. Radnor RUCKUS
15. My ex-wife Cheryl
This content is proudly brought to you by J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling, the only junk removal company owned & operated by military veterans. For all of your carpet cleaning needs, please also contact your local J Dog Carpet Cleaning service. THANK YOU J DOG!
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THIRD ROUND
Final 4
Originally Published: 3/19
After two rounds of heated battle, the dust has settled and the big dogs remain. No surprise here, but seeds 1-4 will duke it out to become Radnor Rundown March Madness Champion.
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling vs. 9. L**** M*****
Winner: J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling (100%)
Thank's for coming out, LM.
4. DiLella to Dixon vs. 5. Coach Tom Ryan
Winner: DiLella to Dixon (75%)
Brady vs. Belichick. Anakin vs. Obi Wan. The student has become the master. Coach Tom Ryan fell to the Frankenstein's monster he created, and it wasn't particularly close.
3. Matt "Money" $mith vs. 6. The Big Rocks on the Corner of Radnor-Chester & Raider Rd
Winner: Matt "Money" $mith (63%)
Our closest match up of the second round ended with the #1 source for Delaware County high school sports news narrowly edging out the iconic Raider Road Rocks. Matt could not be reached for a comment at this time.
2. Radnor RUCKUS vs. 10. Wayne Sporting Goods (RIP)
Winner: Radnor RUCKUS (88%)
A touching gesture by the RUCKUS in not running up the score on an inferior opponent. Wayne Sporting Goods was a true icon in the community. They will be missed. Cue the music. In the arms of the angels..... fly awayyyyyy from here...
Here are your STACKED final 4 matchups:
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling vs. 4. DiLella to Dixon
2. Radnor RUCKUS vs. 3. Matt "Money" $mith
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SECOND ROUND
Elite 8
Originally Published: 3/17
After a contentious first round, let's recap what went down in the Sweet 16 of Radnor Rundown's March Madness Bracket.
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling vs. 16. DEVOUR Foods
Winner: J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling (60%)
MAJOR sigh of relief here. J Dog informed me today that we would lose our sponsorship if the only junk removal & hauling company that is owned & operated by military veterans fell to DEVOUR Foods and their disgusting, illicit-substance-driven ad campaign. Win for Radnor Rundown, and a win for America.
8. Radnor Chatter vs. 9. L**** M*****
Winner: L**** M***** (55%)
What a shocker! I guess I shouldn't be surprised. As much as we hate LM, at least they are consistent. Radnor Chatter lives up to their nickname of "One and Done" Radnor Chatter.
4. DiLella to Dixon vs. 13. Ibo Pio
Winner: DiLella to Dixon (90%)
Easy win for Double D. The star of my Central League fantasy football team was no match for the most electric duo in the region.
5. Coach Tom Ryan vs. 12. John DeFilippo
Winner: Coach Tom Ryan (100%)
In a battle of respected Radnor football brains, it is Coach Tom Ryan who prevails UNANIMOUSLY over the Super Bowl winner.
3. Matt "Money" $mith vs. 14. Sal "The Iceman" Dowdle
Winner: Matt "Money" $mith (67%)
The gold standard of Delaware County High School sports reporting advances after a closer-than-expected match up with our former editor, Sal. "Iceman" put up a valiant effort, but once again, disappointed us all.
6. The Big Rocks on the Corner of Radnor-Chester & Raider Rd vs. 11. Radnor Township, OH
Winner: Big Rocks on Raider Road (80%)
This one was over before it started. You'd have to be crazier than my ex-wife to pick the alternate reality phonies over those big ass rocks.
7. Campus Corner vs. 10. Wayne Sporting Goods (RIP)
Winner: Wayne Sporting Goods (53%) after OT
In this match up, we had a slightly above average pizza shop take on a soon-to-be-closed local sporting goods store. The two beloved small businesses needed overtime to settle things, but Wayne Sporting Goods came out on top.
2. Radnor RUCKUS vs. 15. My ex-wife Cheryl
Winner: Radnor RUCKUS (58%) after OT
This one was a nail biter. After being tied at the end of regulation, the notorious Radnor RUCKUS was able to survive & advance over my equally notorious ex-wife Cheryl in a battle of the two loudest & most hostile things I could think of. In your face Cheryl!
Make your picks now for the Elite 8!
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling
9. L**** M*****
4. DiLella to Dixon
5. Coach Tom Ryan
3. Matt "Money" $mith
6. The Big Rocks on the Corner of Radnor-Chester & Raider Road
10. Wayne Sporting Goods
2. Radnor RUCKUS
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FIRST ROUND
Sweet 16
Originally Published: 3/16
Trying times indeed, folks. As you all know sport's have been put on hold as we focus our forces of isolation on defeating the Coronavirus. I pretty much only leave my house for Radnor sports to begin with, so you could say that I have been training for this moment for all of my life. I realize that not all of you are as comfortable as I am with vegetating on my couch, so I have rallied the troop's over here at Radnor Rundown to give you a Radnor March Madness Bracket to bring some entertainment to your lives.
It's very simple - for each matchup, just ask yourself one question: "Who wins?" The criteria is entirely up to you. Matchups will be decided with Twitter polls so make sure to follow myself (@edinetti215) and Chet Runway (@ChetRunway) to do your civic duty and cast your vote.
Sweet 16: Mon 3/16 - Tues 3/17
Elite 8: Tues 3/17 - Wed 3/18
Final 4: Wed 3/18 - Thurs 3/19
Championship: Thurs 3/19 - Fri 3/20
1. J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling
16. DEVOUR Foods
8. Radnor Chatter
9. L**** M*****
4. DiLella to Dixon (Double D)
13. Ibo Pio
5. Coach Tom Ryan
12. John DeFilippo
3. Matt "Money" $mith
14. Sal "The Iceman" Dowdle
6. The Big Rocks on the Corner of Radnor-Chester & Raider Road
11. Radnor Township, Ohio
7. Campus Corner
10. Wayne Sporting Goods (RIP)
2. Radnor RUCKUS
15. My ex-wife Cheryl
This content is proudly brought to you by J Dog Junk Removal & Hauling, the only junk removal company owned & operated by military veterans. For all of your carpet cleaning needs, please also contact your local J Dog Carpet Cleaning service. THANK YOU J DOG!
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